What is Tattered Windsock?
1.
To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse
puckered star rusty sheriff's badge chocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"
"He was hung like a horse; my twat
vadge growler yeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
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