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When your cat does anything other than what you want it to.
you: "here, kitty, kitty."
your cat: (ignores you and starts lic..
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Dirty, scurvy rich drunken pirate sex in the butt...Arrrrrg! Because butt sex is for pirates.
Arrrrrg me maties, I had a bit too much ..
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Your cock, willy, dick, penis, mr. wiggly, the one-eyed snake, big bad biff the baby butcher!
"ima poke your quim, with my quim st..