Taunting The Octopus

What is Taunting The Octopus?


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When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.

Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!

See break up, ex girlfriend


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