What is Tavis?
1.
A name that quite often causes confusion for stupid people.
A person called Tavis. 'Hello my name is Tavis.'
A stupid person. 'Nice to meet you Travis.'
A person called Tavis. 'No. My name is Tavis!'
A stupid person. 'Oh, right. Sorry. Hello Thomas!'
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2.
A name to be fucked up by all (100% guaranteed)
a P.I.M.P. (usually true)
almost always a sweet wrestler (some exceptions apply)
a chick magnet, loved by all females (you know it)
boy - "yo that Tavis is soooooo cool"
girl - "tavis is soooo cute"
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3.
the thing you shavis
I'm gonna lick your tavis
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4.
Slang for "I'm Not Tava Smiley's father." Typically used by erudite activist interviewers.
Abbott: "Hey, are you Tava Smiley's father?"
Tavis Smiley: "No, I'm Tavis Smiley. May father is Tavis Smiley's father."
Costello: "You're Tava Smiley?"
Tavis Smiley: "Tavis."
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5.
-Biggest penis sucker in the world
-can suck at near light speed capacities
-has a natural way to get into men's beds
-the literal meaning of tavis is GAY HOMO PENIS SUCKING DONKEY FUCKER
Stop being such a Tavis you fuckface.
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6.
a supreme fartbag sandwich maker.
u'll see tavis in Fartbag City.
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7.
A Fucked up red headed faggot, with lots of freakles.
He looks like a Mental Person.
Hes also an incest, as in, hes makes love to his own family.
He is really dirty and loves to play a fucking gay ass game called Gunbound.
His dad if the best ever tho.
That man is tavis. WAT A FAGGOT
