What is Tax Returns?
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A covert nickname for the porn collection on your computer/laptop.
In honor of Dane Cook who used the example of guys having fake files/folders on their computers/laptops to hide porn. His example was that all guys have a folder named "Tax Returns 2003" filled with porn.
"Dude, my girlfriend caught me on my laptop looking through my 'tax returns!'"
"OMG! She caught you punching the clown!"
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The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.
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A fake tattoo that is extremely un-rebelly.
Such as butterflies, kittens, or the Jonas Brothers.
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