Taxi Wank

What is Taxi Wank?

Proceeding in masturbate while in a car, usually while waiting for someone else to arrive. Derives from a Bristolian taxi driver's past-time.

Dude 1 - "Eww, that dude's having a taxi wank"

Dude 2 - "He's gotta be dogging"

See wank, taxi, masturbate, eww, cock, too true

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