What is Taxpayer?
1.
A driver who lacks the inclination to choose which side of the road to drive on. The assumption being that since they paid taxes to build said roads, they will use any and all of it as they see fit.
That drunk ass son of a bitch is driving like a taxpayer! Stay back at least 500 feet until he runs off the road and plummets off of this cliff!
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2.
Any individual that for one reason or another is an complete and total idiot when it is written in plain english how to do something.
"i can't believe he just did that"
"He must be a taxpayer"
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3.
the greatest slang euphemism for Hipsters
If you got custom Nike Lab dunks and long black hair under a digital camo Yankee New Era, the only block you're representin is dat H&R Block.
Status ain't hood, son.
"Mang, all dese Taxpayers been jackin all the good 12" cuts."
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4.
Someone who doesn't have to take a public service exam to work for the government.
We need more taxpayers.
5.
Term for "citizen" used by Republicans, who measure citizenship by how much money you make. Note that how much money you make is not proportional to your income, and that under Bush's tax plans, only income you earn yourself (as opposed to dividends and inheritance) is actually taxed.
Supply-siders bitch that the top 20% pay over 40% of the taxes, but the top 10% control over 90% of the wealth.
