What is Taylor Swift Syndrome?


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As everyone knows, after Joe Jonas or whatever JoBro broke up with Taylor Swift, she went crazy. TSS or Taylor Swift Syndrome is a syndrome in which girls can get after being recently dumped by their boyfriends. Symptoms include:

Wanting revenge

Being clingy

Talking non-stop about your x on a tv show.

WANTING to talk non-stop about your x on a tv show.

Role playing you and your x with barbie dolls.

Gaby: I am so going to kill Evan for dumping me!

Haley: Why? He just broke up with you, you can't help that he doesn't like you...

Gaby: OH YEAH?! WELL I BOUGHT A SPOT ON OPRAH SO I COULD TALK ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE HE IS AND THEN SABOTAGE HIS LIFE!

Haley: Are you sure you don't have TSS?

Gaby? What the fuck is TSS?

Haley: Taylor Swift Syndrome you dork!

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