What is Taylorbot?
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Anyone (usually a tween girl between the ages of 11 and 16) who blindly obsesses over Taylor Swift's music without realizing how piss poor she sings live, the fact she's NOT country at all, lacks talent, doesn't even look all that pretty, that almost all her songs are about boys and boy problems (which is probably why they obsess over her so much), and that she is just NOT a good singer and is highly overrated. Taylorbots will vigorously defend their precious little star and viciously attack (or try to attack) anyone that says or implies anything negative about her, even if they are just giving their honest opinion. Taylorbots usually use horrific grammar and spelling and usually will accuse someone who doesn't like Taylor of being jealous, dumb, deaf, retarded, or anything of that nature. They also frequently tell them to "go get a life," as if they don't already have one. That is about the best that they can do. Most Taylorbots think that Taylor Swift is the BEST singer there is, all too brainwashed and blind to realize that there are MANY other artists that are FAR better than her.
Intelligent person: Taylor Swift sounds horrible live, and she's definitely NOT country.
Taylorbot: OMFG, yes she CAN sing bitch!! wtf u must be deaf!! ur just jealos bc u sound like shit!! And she is 2 country! y do u think shez on cmt and they play her on country radio??? go get a life loser!!!
Intelligent person: Uh...right. (turns on some REAL country music, like Merle Haggard, George Jones, Loretta Lynn, Hank Williams, Waylon Jennings, etc.)
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