Tazoa

What is Tazoa?


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abb. n. pl. Spermatozoa The mature fertilizing gamete of a male organism, usually consisting of a round or cylindrical nucleated cell, a short neck, and a thin motile tail. Apparently these microscopic, haploid gametes taste terrible unless you're a porn starlet looking to make a name for yourself, were molested as a youngster, or are a fat girl or faggot (or any combination therein).

Purportedly tastes 'better' when exchanged between 2(two)or more females in a time-honored tradition known as 'cement mixing' or 'cum swapping.'

Yo, that 'single mother whore' that I met on the internet who showed me her tits on cam, came over last night and I gave her a tazoa milkshake. She gargled it, played with it in her mouth and showed me how healthy I was and what a great job I did before swallowing it all down. I haven't called the slut since.

See cum eater, sperm, jizz, fellatrice


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