T-bomb Edit Meaning

1.

teen slang for Texting... originated in Saskatoon at St.Joe's

Hey, t-bomb me later and let me know whats goin on.

See t bomb, text, message

2.

Text Message

"Nigga hit me up wit a t-bomb"

See text, t-bomb, cell, message, phone

3.

slang for sending a text

Teacher: Excuse me jonny, what are you doing over there?

Jonny: Yo sir, give me a minute. Im just t-bombing some broad about tonight!

See broad, texting, jonny, slang

4.

A large, heavy turd. So named for the "t" that starts the word "turd" and the "explosion" it creates upon hitting the toilet water. T-bombs are often the result of massive consumption of constipation-causing foods, and they are often referenced in tandem with a city that has famously been bombed (Hiroshima, Baghdad, etc).

"I knew I shouldn't have drank that case of beer. I just dropped a five megaton t-bomb on my toilet and now it looks like Dresden!"

See turd, poop, shit, poor man's bidet, feces

5.

Stands for Tool-Bomb.

When a person is a big time tool, but gets upset when friends constantly remind him of this. Friends use this phrase, often in conjunction with "t-ing him up" to soften the otherwise harsh blow.

Characteristics include:

-Crying while listening to John Mayer

-Being ultra-sensitive

-Not shaving neck

-Slam poetry

-Homosexual tendancies

Markese is the T-Bomb.

6.

A T-Bomb may or may not be the most? metrosexual/homosexual you know.

If your friend cries three times a day or drinks only three shots of vodka so he is buzzed but not drunk, he is most likely a T-Bomb. If he does both, there is no doubt that he is a T-Bomb, and you should immediately "T him up".

There are some seemingly redeeming qualities to a T-Bomb, however, upon closer inspection, these are actually not as straight-forward as they might appear.

Take for example a hypothetical situation in which one T-Bomb drives through a drive-thru at a fast food restaurant and orders a milk shake. One T-Bomb would procede to throw the milk shake back at the drive-thru attendant, yelling "Bomb's Away!" The milk shake would explode on the attendant and the one T-Bomb would excalim "I am the greatest". One T-Bomb's friends would laugh in agreement.

Now, this situation may "prove" that one T-Bomb is "manly" and "straight". But one must only look at one T-Bomb's motives to see his ulterior motvies. One T-Bomb is clearly trying to impress his friends in an effort to get them into bed with him.

Thus, in all aspects, a T-Bomb is the most metrosexual/homosexual you know.

Oh, and he doesn't like to get John John, or for that matter, anything more than a simple John on the cheek.

Markese is a T-Bomb