What is Tch?
1.
A common term used to describe the current Minister of Defence, Geoff Hoon.
This TLA is also used in polite company for the user to avoid saying "That Cunt Hoon"
"You're lying like TCH !"
or
"You piece of shit ! You've less morals than TCH !"
(Obviously this last example is a case of exaggeration, it is an impossibility for anyone to possess less morals than TCH)
2.
The sound made by pressing the tounge against the front of the roof of your mouth, applying pressure, and releasing. This is normally used in times of frustration or disatisfation.
"Timmy, your fish has died"
"Tch"
3.
An uninterested response to a statement.
"Yes! Wheel of Fortune is on!"
"Tch."
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4.
The 40 minute "You are a complete asshole" speech given by wives and girlfriends who are frustrated with their men, all in one sound.
"Honey, I'm sorry I was <insert excuse here>..."
"Tch."
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5.
an alternate abbreviation of Bitch.
"you is a tch!"
"yo mamme a tch!"
