What is T.d.t.f?
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T.D.T.F. stands for Too Drunk To Function. When you are so intoxicated it is almost impossible to even walk or talk. Usually used when someone doesn't want to say "too drunk to function"
"Look at her falling over, she is so T.D.T.F!"
"Tonight we are getting T.D.T.F!"
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Slang for penis. For further confirmation of this definition view Austin Powers II The spy who shagged me during the rocket scene.
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having an uneven symmetry, usually do to drugs or heavy drinking.
"Hey, who is that paralysis face that bought you a beer."
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