What is T.d.t.f?
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T.D.T.F. stands for Too Drunk To Function. When you are so intoxicated it is almost impossible to even walk or talk. Usually used when someone doesn't want to say "too drunk to function"
"Look at her falling over, she is so T.D.T.F!"
"Tonight we are getting T.D.T.F!"
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noun - one of Borat's terms for sex. He pronounces it seck-see in-ter-corse.
Borat: When do I gain entry to her vagin?
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You have a bad case of the runs and you are banging your girl. When you are about to nut, your ass will involuntarily shoot out some squ..