Tea And Crumpets

What is Tea And Crumpets?

1.

The act of a male individual throwing a reverse cowgirl or squatting over a woman or man, and dipping his nutsack and cock (aka man junk) into their mouth and making sure his asshole is grinding on their nose.

Usually reserved for an especially vicious slam, use of this phrase can be for the fun of it.

“You just served up some tea and crumpets”

“Would you like some tea and crumpets?”

See reverse cowgirl, tossed salad, crump, man junk

2.

Code word for having sex while you are on the phone and your mom is in the room.

Larry and I had tea and crumpets last night in an ally way
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