What is Tea Bitch?
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Person with particular gifts for preparation and distribution of boiled leaf-based domestic beverages (see 'Tea'), whose key role in life is provision of said product to peers and superiors in response to simple imperatives such as 'make tea, bitch.' or 'oi, bitch, make Tea!') Necessary conditions include a hat that says 'Tea Bitch', and the propensity to dispute obligatory nature of teabitchery (e.g. by replying in the negative, with or without physical hand gestures) until offered appropriate alternatives such as a firm but kindly-meant slapping, or being sat on by someone passing flatulence. The term 'bitch', whilst most commonly applied to the female of the species, is in this unique context equally appropriate to either gender, so long as they a) have the hat, and b) will make tea.
Examples of a 'tea bitch' hat may be found at theboolery, in the message board under 'tea bitchery', along with a pattern to print and make your own.
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2.
A person of lower social class who's main role in life is to make tea for their piers. Usual female but can be male the "tea bitch" has little or nothing useful to say about anything other than making tea. Katie and Elaine are the definitive tea bitches!
Get the kettle on tea bitch!
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Person, or persons(tea bitches) that have been frequently tea bagged(see
Yeah, I tea bagged him three times yesterday, the tea bitch.
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Usely found in a male environment, gets bully and hounded apon for Tea, then when made, all male genders repeatedly comment on how Shit the tea was and that she would never have to make it again
" Ah sit down tea bitch, your cuppas are wank"
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Someone who is shit at golf, has a big 'power draw' ;) and drive a scooby doo
Oi, Tea Bitch...click click
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TEA BITCH,
Simon Read
3RD CLASS DUE TO LACK OF TEA IN BED!
Man whore
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Kevin.
Kevin
