What is Tea Garden?
1.
The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.
'So what'd you do this weekend?'
'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'
'Nice!'
Random Words:
1.
totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are..
1.
ADJ.
1. Having large breasts of exquisite shape and firmness
2. Breasts that are as large and juicy as cantalopes or other melons
Di..
