What is Tea Garden?
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The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.
'So what'd you do this weekend?'
'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'
'Nice!'
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When a woman's breasts droop to the sides as if someone is playing Tug of War with them, they are repelling each other in such a ma..
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Germanequivalent of cotton candy.
"Ich bin der Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte." means "I am the cotton-candy pimp."
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