Tea Whoopi-goldberg

What is Tea Whoopi-goldberg?


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Tea, Black Nun

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"

Builder "Yes please!"

LOTH "What do you take?"

Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"

LOTH "Sorry"

Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "

LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."

Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"

See tea, whoopi, goldberg, black, nun


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