Teacake

What is Teacake?


1.

sumthin brown and buttery or sumone who is round and yum

wow sarah you look like a teacake!

2.

The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.

If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.

When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.

It doesn't have currents*!

(not if tha's from Barnsley)

In a bakery :-

You: Cheese sandwhich please.

Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.

You: Teacake please.

3.

To take part in the act of Teacaking.

He Teacaked the picture.


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