What is Teacake?
1.
sumthin brown and buttery or sumone who is round and yum
wow sarah you look like a teacake!
2.
The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.
If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.
When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.
It doesn't have currents*!
(not if tha's from Barnsley)
In a bakery :-
You: Cheese sandwhich please.
Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.
You: Teacake please.
3.
To take part in the act of Teacaking.
He Teacaked the picture.
Random Words:
1.
Another name for a lesbian
"Those lily lickers sure like that carpet"
See carpet muncher, dyke, whore, slut, douchbag..