Teaching His Goldfish How To Whistle

What is Teaching His Goldfish How To Whistle?

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Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.

"Where's (insert any name here) at?"

"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."

See masturbation, goldfish, whistle, beat off, masterbation, teach, teaching, teacher

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