Teaching The One Eyed Chinaman How To Dance Edit Meaning

1. a really fat girl, similar to the size of a couch. A girl who is really bad at sexual activities. That chick is lookin' sooo couch..

1. An attractive, older woman who is marred by random, inexplicable "snorting" noises, that are very similar to those a truffle p..

1. Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a ..