What is Teacup Mode?
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An uncommon, solitary, sexual position where a man's penis is passed between his legs and inserted into his own anus, making his body topologically equivalent to a teacup or any other solid geometric shape with a ring attached to it. Generally used to convey the extreme undesirability of a task or situation.
Tom: "Would you believe it? My girlfriend and her family decided to surprise me at home on my birthday, just when I was going
doggy style on that other chick Laura."
Harry: "Ouch! I bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!"
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The act of indiscreetly directing a girl into a hookup.
Usually a friend's sister or younger girl.
Person 1: Check out Chris camb..
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Woman over the age of 50 who is determined to be happy and doesn't give a rat's ass what anyone else thinks.
Old Lady Richard..
