Teacup Mode

What is Teacup Mode?

1.

An uncommon, solitary, sexual position where a man's penis is passed between his legs and inserted into his own anus, making his body topologically equivalent to a teacup or any other solid geometric shape with a ring attached to it. Generally used to convey the extreme undesirability of a task or situation.

Tom: "Would you believe it? My girlfriend and her family decided to surprise me at home on my birthday, just when I was going doggy styleon that other chick Laura."

Harry: "Ouch! I bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!"

See sucks, horrible, fucked up, shit hits the fan, screwed up
38

Random Words:

Leucemia
1. Cancer of the blood cells. The growth and development of the blood cells are abnormal. Strictly speaking, leukemia should refer only to ..
Read more
J-tull
1. shortened slang name of the band "Jethro Tull" yo, I got that j-tull albumn that looks like a newspaper See j, tull, jethro,..
Read more
Yittens
1. An alternate word to describe kittens. Awww, look at the yittens there so cute!!! That's the Cutest yitten I've ever seen! ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free