What is Teacup Mode?
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An uncommon, solitary, sexual position where a man's penis is passed between his legs and inserted into his own anus, making his body topologically equivalent to a teacup or any other solid geometric shape with a ring attached to it. Generally used to convey the extreme undesirability of a task or situation.
Tom: "Would you believe it? My girlfriend and her family decided to surprise me at home on my birthday, just when I was going
doggy style on that other chick Laura."
Harry: "Ouch! I bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!"
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having sex, essentially dipping one's dick into a vagina.
"I was doing dick dips all night last night."
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(Noun) An estrogen-fueled tempertantrum.
"Maria threw such an estrotantrum last night when I said that her skirt made her look fat..
