Teacup Mode

What is Teacup Mode?


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An uncommon, solitary, sexual position where a man's penis is passed between his legs and inserted into his own anus, making his body topologically equivalent to a teacup or any other solid geometric shape with a ring attached to it. Generally used to convey the extreme undesirability of a task or situation.

Tom: "Would you believe it? My girlfriend and her family decided to surprise me at home on my birthday, just when I was going doggy styleon that other chick Laura."

Harry: "Ouch! I bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!"

See sucks, horrible, fucked up, shit hits the fan, screwed up


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