What is Teacup Mode?
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An uncommon, solitary, sexual position where a man's penis is passed between his legs and inserted into his own anus, making his body topologically equivalent to a teacup or any other solid geometric shape with a ring attached to it. Generally used to convey the extreme undesirability of a task or situation.
Tom: "Would you believe it? My girlfriend and her family decided to surprise me at home on my birthday, just when I was going
doggy style on that other chick Laura."
Harry: "Ouch! I bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!"
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refers to girls on their periods. Usually only used in conversation between two girls.
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to have a vicious wank with the veins popping out the temple and the neck
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sruck in the eighties, a complete loser.
"Becky! Those shoes are oh-so-80's!"
"Lets go up to the front of the room..
