What is Teague?
1.
The ultimate of coolness. To do a Teague means the person must of done something which has really impressed everyone. It can only be a positive thing such as winning the lottery.
Oh man he won the lottery, he did a Teague!
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2.
to burn someone, the ultimate con job.
Man he teagued his grandpa for over 100k, pretending to go to law school.
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A fat, free loading wigger who does nothing but smoke weed, eat food, and recieves everyday luxuries that usually a person with a job works hard to receive. Although he doesn't deserve it, he thinks he is entitled to these things and will bitch at you if you don't give them to him. He possible has gay tendencies and loves to chat with girls on the internet although he doesn't meet them or have sex. If you weigh over 400 pounds and the above applies to you, you may be a teague
That guy is fucking fat, he must be teague.
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4.
One who fucks a fat bitch then lays on her like a couch. or act of laying on her like a couch after he fucks her. noun or verb
Hunter Hendricks is a teague
This bitch was so fat that after she got teagued he pulled her legs out like a fold out sofa.
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5.
a cantonese word which is used to describe the groping of another males penis causing blood to swell to the bellend.
Lie-po though it world be funny to teague Chun-su whilst he was sleeping.
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