What is Team Michael?
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A sexual maneuver where the male lubricates his penis with Jell-O or a similar gelatin-esque substance and proceeds to penetrate his partner anally untill ejaculation. At which point he will proceed to eat the Jell-O and all that remains out of his partners anus.
The Team Michael is usually only performed once by any given party.
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When you take a large or smelly shit, and the smell follows you for the rest of the evening.
My inescapable phantom kept me from gittin..