Team Morningwood

What is Team Morningwood?

Girls who use their mouths to take care of their boyfriends or husbands with morningwood

I did my duty for Team Morningwood and sucked Billy's cock when I woke up this morning.

See morningwood, erection, blowjob, cock, felatio

Owljob

1. A blowjob while the girl's head is at a 90 degree angle. "I got my first owljob last night" See blowjob, blow job, owlj..

Homent

1. your not a ho, but you have moment when you feel like a ho. hence the word homent one broad tell the next dame.... "i know i only ..

The Dereck With A Mustache And Mustang Dereck

1. a crappy t mobil commercial "the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck" sucks more than whores See commercials, bad, cra..

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