Team Switzerland

What is Team Switzerland?

Refers to people who can't decide between Edward Cullen and Jacob Black, of the Twilight Saga.

Person 1: 'Edward or Jacob?'

Person 2: 'I'm team Switzerland, you get the best of both worlds.'

Person 1: 'You indecisive noob.'

See twilight, new moon, eclipse

Assimilate

1. To fit in with the Americans around you or go the fuck back where you came from. Nick to cab driver: "You just passed the turn you..

Scary Uncle

1. A rather unique method of masturbation for males, whereas the male sits on his dominant hand until the blood flow decreases to the point..

Kumara

1. 1. Horrible sweet potato 2. Balding large headed frenchman 3. An idiot Pooooor Kumara See Kraut..

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