What is Teap?
1.
An annoying kid. A 
Billy- Dude, did you see that kid over there? What a fucking teap.
Joe- Yeah man, sure did seem pretty teapie.
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2.
Shut The Hell Up And Calm Down
Said:
Tea-p
or
Tur-p
A: OMG I cant belive you did that!!!!
M: Teap Then
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1. 
Especially in the UK, any pretentious person who sits outside a coffee shop sipping lukewarm cappuccino, latte or any other poncey Europ..