Teapotting

What is Teapotting?


1.

Teapotting is when the guy puts his hand on his hip when he is thrusting into the woman during sex.

"Jim rested his hand on his hip (teapotting) when he fucked his wife in the ass"

See teapotting, sex, intercourse, thrusting, teapot

2.

where a man places his genitals into a teapot filled with warm water(and bubble if you want) - then have your partner blow down the spout of the teapot giving your bits and pieces a nice jacuzzi.

i am looking forward to a spot of teapotting with my partner later

See teabagging, angry pirate, teapot, dirty sanchez, houdini

3.

Where a man is masterbating in front of his computer with one hand on the mouse and one hand on his cock hence making a teapot shape

my hands are red raw after all that teapotting last night

See sex, teapotting, masturbation, wank, cock, computer, mouse

4.

An act where a male rests his testicles on the closed eyes of his partner (male or female) and proceeds to lean forward and urinate into his partner's open mouth. Best if performed on a hot, sweaty day.

Much like enjoying a rocking chair whilst sipping a crisp mojito, teapotting can serve as quite the refreshing summer activity.

See teabag, teabagging, teapot, tea potting, balls, hot, piss

5.

Teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own ass to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout"

Mark walked in only to find Phil teapotting himself while watching Fair City.

Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.

See teapot, teapotting, prostate, handle, spout, masturbation, anus

6.

Sticking your balls in a teapot of warm water and having someone blow on the spout so the water bubbles up and you get a ball jacuzzi. At the same time they are rubbing your cock.

Man last night my women was teapotting me up right nice

See teapotting, teapot, balls, cock, jacuzzi


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