Tear Bib

What is Tear Bib?


1.

a garment, much like a baby's bib, liberals wear to keep all the crying they do from ruining their ugly clothing

Alan needs to wear his tear bib when he watches FOX news because not enough people on FOX news hate America and it offends Alan's liberal sensibilities.


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