Tear Her Carpet Up

What is Tear Her Carpet Up?

Another way of saying you wanna have sex with a woman. The carpet is refering to the vagina.

"Dude, I just wanna tear her carpet up all night long!"

Austin: "Dane, you should totally tear her carpet up later."

Dane: "Okay."

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