What is Tear Here?
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A phrase used on virtually every mass-marketed package around the globe. Its primary purpose is to inform one that tearing the package near where the phrase is located will cause the bag to open.
It never works.
(Bag): Tear here ->
(You): *Trying to tear* "God dammit."
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