Tear Porn

What is Tear Porn?

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A piece of literature, cinema, art etc. whose sole intention is to make its audience cry. Motifs include loved ones with Alzheimer's and/or terminal illness, animal-related euthanasia, and people tear screaming towards the sky in the pouring rain.

Authors such as Nicholas Sparks and Mitch Albom are typically referred to as tear pornographers.

The Notebook? Is that that movie where the bitch can't remember? Straight tear porn.

I just read For One More Day. If my eyes had penises, they would be rock hard right now.

See genre, notebook, porn, boner

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