Tearjerk

What is Tearjerk?


1.

An act of manipulative or false-emotion put on in order to achieve the desired reaction from others, usually sympathy.

Unlike its near-opposite, a kneejerk, which is a re-action to an action, the tearjerk is an initiated action in itself.

Hitlary sure put on that tearjerk act for the New Hampshire Primary Elections, just when everyone said she was seen as lacking emotion.

See kneejerk, sympathy, emotion, emote, facade, hilary, manipulate, buggy

2.

The act of masturbating whilst crying. i.e to crystabate

Tearjerk: Cracking one off during the emotional ending of Armageddon.

See masturbate, wank, cry

3.

To masturbate using your own or someone else's tears as lubrication.

I poked Allan in the eyeball and used the secretions for a tearjerk.

See cry, tear, tearjerker, lube, toss


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