Tearjerkin

What is Tearjerkin?


1.

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly while drunk on Valentines Day.

After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.

See tears, emo, masturbation, crying, valentines day

2.

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly when drunk on Valentines Day.

After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.

See tear, jerkin, crying, masturbation, drunk, emo


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