Tearwee

What is Tearwee?

1.

a dumb fuckin moron who scans his face and prints it onto a t-shirt then wears it

hi my name is tearwee

and i got to doo a pee wee

when i squirt

it fucking hurts

because im dumb and shove fuckin objects into my penis hole

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