Teasing The Cobra

What is Teasing The Cobra?


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To non-consensually degrade the person providing fellatio. Commonly seen in porn, just before the starlet spits on the star's penis or otherwise counter-degrades him. Performed by foolish young men with no respect for the girl blowingthem. Usually they are counter-degraded and frequently they are attacked or left with blue balls.

"WTF happened to Jeff?"

"He was teasing the cobra with Jen when she bit his dick, racked his balls and spit in his eye. He'll be out of the ICUsoon."

See teasing the cobra, stupid, jeff


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