What is Teasteamer?
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When you are masterbating to the beat of The Super Mario Bros. and your scrotum goes aflame while you are possessed by the ghost of Nancy Reagan in a poodle costume and all of a sudden you notice a britsh guard standing near and you shit on his hat w/ a poodle in your head causing him to scream my shit is coming from a shit with a shit poodle on his bloody head
One fine day I gave myself a teasteamer at Big Ben and it was so delightfully pleasant That I snorted 10 grams of cocaine so I could name myself Pat and have people sing a song called"Pat is gay"
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Random Words:
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A fear of {Goths}. Usually irrational
Barbie is such a gothicphobe! She has so much gothicphobia she wont even look at the Goth kids!
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A wonderful boyfriend who is sexy and has lovely feet.
Ure such a Rikki Stannard
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