What is Teasteamer?
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When you are masterbating to the beat of The Super Mario Bros. and your scrotum goes aflame while you are possessed by the ghost of Nancy Reagan in a poodle costume and all of a sudden you notice a britsh guard standing near and you shit on his hat w/ a poodle in your head causing him to scream my shit is coming from a shit with a shit poodle on his bloody head
One fine day I gave myself a teasteamer at Big Ben and it was so delightfully pleasant That I snorted 10 grams of cocaine so I could name myself Pat and have people sing a song called"Pat is gay"
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when you are in an enclosed area that is very smokey but it's not from weed as usual it's from a cigarette.
"Dude, crack..
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to throw up
which sux
ever notice u cry when u do that?
blah that sucks ass big time
involuntary reexamination of recent food choic..
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Mr Universe with the biggest muscles ever seen
Hey look its arnie in terminator mode!!!
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when engaging in doggysty..
