What is Teatard?
1.
someone who thinks a tiny tax increase is tyranny. Also, one who thinks the best way to protest what they see as wasteful spending is to waste their money by buying teabags and sending them to someone who will never see them, nor will they ever be opened by anyone.
My teacher is a teatard, he tried to get us to "teabag the white house" the whole class burst into laughter much to his confusion.
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2.
someone who drinks so much tea, the become retarded
Bob: Lay off that tea man.
Phil: Why should I.
Bob: 2 times 2
Phil: Nail Sneaker Doorknob
Bob: You fucken teatard
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