Tea-time Tug

What is Tea-time Tug?

British Noun. An afternoon wank, especially between 4pm and 6pm, as often as not while at work.

Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."

Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"

Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."

See wank, jack off, whack off, masturbate, crafty, Wizards Sleeve

Omniscent

1. The elusive fourth characteristic attributed to God: Smelling entirely of bullshit. Christian: "God is omniscient, omnipotent, an..

Sperm Gurgler

1. someone, male or female, who swallows the sperm of a male. and insult for someone you dont like "kiss my ass, sperm gurgler"..

Ian D'sa

1. the greatest guitarist ever. plays for billy talent, the greatest canadian band ever. you see the trend? also has great hair ian d&apos..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Tea-time Tug Edit Meaning