Tea-time Tug

What is Tea-time Tug?

British Noun. An afternoon wank, especially between 4pm and 6pm, as often as not while at work.

Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."

Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"

Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."

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