Tebowner Edit Meaning

1.

The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow.

I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.

Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.

See tim, tebow, tebowner, florida, gators, football, sec

2.

(v) Tea-boner The sports media getting a hard on for University of Florida QB Tim Tebow and shoving his exploits down our throats making him the greatest thing since slice bread. The phenominon is similar to the love affair most broadcasters have with Brett Farve (John Madden and Tony Kornheiser in particular).

"Man, I'm getting sick of listening to ESPN announcers get a Tebowner and talking about how he can singlehandedly run over through an entire NFL defense. Enough already!"

See farve, florida, tebow, douchebag, espn

3.

n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCSChampionship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow

Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!

Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?

Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!

See douche, tim tebow, fag, football, homo, gator