Tech Tard

What is Tech Tard?


1.

A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.

That pizza delivery guy is a tech tard.

See texas tech, tech, techster, tard

2.

One who is technologically backward.

'I told my Nanna to download skype so I could talk to her, but she's a tech tard.'

See technology, retard, computers, internet, nanna

3.

One who has (or more likely has NOT) attended Texas Tech University. Used interchangably with "tceh tard".

"Hey, that Tech Tard didn't give me change for my pizza!"

See tech tard, texas tech, raider, red raider

4.

a person not intimately familiar with or that much cares about the lastest tech gadget or computer program available on the market

Him: I just got the latest iphone!

Her: Who cares, it'll be obsolete in 3 months. My cell doesn't even have a camera it's so old.

Me:Ha! Noob! My cell is so old it has a rotary dial. Beat that!

Him: You're such a tech tard.

See iphone


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