Techelipsy

What is Techelipsy?

Like epilepsy, but technologically based. Being Paralyzed as a result of zero knowledge or interest in learning new technology.`

Joe expierenced a moderate case of techelipsy when his boss asked him to learn how to use the "updated" version of the computer program.

See epilepsy, technology, tech, epsy, computer

Gray Lines

1. When you shoot someone in call of duty and you know they should be dead but somehow miraculously they survive and two gray lines appear ..

Showercap

1. To insert one's head into the vaginal orrafice When Susie came back, she asked me to give her a showercap. See shower cap..

Zulu'd

1. Getting demolished in a fight in a very quick and brutal fashion. Usually in less than a minute. The term was popularized by MMA legend..

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