Tech-flu

What is Tech-flu?

A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.

Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.

I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...

See flu, sickie

Tweek

1. Verb. A side effect of extreme over indulgence in crystal meth or crack cocaine. Tweekers typically perform OCD-like activities centered..

Jeomm

1. Just ejaculated on my monitor. AIM: Sorry, I can't read your IM. Jeomm. See cum, jerk off, jack off, monitor..

Jiz-neck

1. A.)One who has semen on their neck. B.) A horny fool "Hey jiz-neck, stop gawking at the girls!" See jizm, jiz, cum, jiz bu..

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