Tech-ho

What is Tech-ho?


1.

Otherwise known as a T3CH-H00.

A person with all the latest and biggest electronic devices. Almost any Tech-ho knows how to speak 1337 almost fluently.

Usually likes Electronic or Techno music.

"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at that iPod.

It is so big. She looks like,

one of those T3CH-H0's girlfriends.

But, y'know, who understands those T3CH-H0's? *scoff*

They only talk to her, because,

she looks like a total raver, 'kay?

I mean, her professional camera, is just so big. *scoff*

I can't believe it's just so High-tech, it's like,

out there, I mean - WOW. Look!

She's just so ... BIG!"

Guy: "Baby I love you."

Tech-ho: "Omg really?"

Guy: "Yes."

Tech-ho: "Would you do anything for me?"

Guy: "Of course baby."

Tech-ho: "Okay. Well I saw this amazing Phone today, it's brand new. And no one has it yet! Sooo... I'll totally bang you if you'll buy it for me."

See tech-ho, techo, raver


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