What is Techies?
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Short for technicians. The people that make your shows happen. Often seen backstage, on the grid and any other dark space. Has a wide range of skills, knows how to fix anything with a role of duct tape. Rather sexual, doesn't need an excuse to feel you up. Always there for eachother. Strage obssessions with glowtape. Doesn't know what to do with self when tech is cancled. Basicly lives in the theater. Shows would be nothing without them. GO, techies, GO!
Those techies are strage creatures, I think one just tried to feel me up.
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I'm gonna tell the admin, and he's gonna ban you. I know you hack you faegit.
0nly n00bs d0 n0t f34r teh techies. leave now!
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WE R TEH MATRIX.
DO NOT MESS WITH U5.
WE WILL USURP YOUR KEYCARDS AND PRIVLEGGES.
WE R MSSRS. FOTI, LAFAYETTE, AND GRAHAM, AND OUR l337 SUNGLASSES WILL PWN ALL J00r Bo><3n.
The techies are a bunch of fags, and suck each others dicks all day while watching bukkake videos, while pulling $30,000 a year from CHS.
