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High quality, expensive coffee (i.e. Starbucks, Peets, etc.)
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The sexual act of a male pooping on the lenses of a pair of sunglasses, then sticking it to the female's eyes.
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A Very annoying person, who is generally power hungry and/or a doosh/assmunch.
dude 1: Wow George Bush is such a Cakepirate
dude 2: I ..
