What is Technician Roulette?
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The practice of calling multiple technical support specialists for help with a technical problem, in the hopes of getting an answer one wants to hear.
Robb: I caught Cliffy playing technician roulette today.
Mel: What did you tell him?
Robb: I told him the same thing everyone else told him: reboot.
Mel: And he said he was too busy to reboot?
Robb: Yep.
Mel: Too bad. Better luck next tech, Cliffy!
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