Techno Boner

What is Techno Boner?

An unexpected erection which occurs when you encounter a new/cool/sexy piece of technology.

When Rob opened his new brushed-metal scanner, he suddenly sprouted a techno boner.

4th And Goal

1. With your girl in the position of an American Football Center, you put your hands under her butt. She shits in your hands you take a 1 ..

Beethoven Masturbation

1. The act of Masturbationcommitted by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure t..

Puerto Rican Punch

1. In doggystyle, you punch the girl in the back of the neck, knocking her out. You proceed to finish the job without her help. Sleep usu..

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