Techno Boner

What is Techno Boner?

An unexpected erection which occurs when you encounter a new/cool/sexy piece of technology.

When Rob opened his new brushed-metal scanner, he suddenly sprouted a techno boner.

Shitweld

1. the remains of a very healthy shit in the back of the toilet that won,t come off without a good scrub. I had to shit so bad, I shitweld..

Ruggles

1. A rare form of small mammal which is most likely a mixture of hobbit and that little rat thing from the Thunder-Cats that yells "SN..

Ziffer

1. Some who sits behind you in a movie theater talking thoughout the entire movie, then when something amazing happens they say "as if..

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