Techno Boner

What is Techno Boner?

An unexpected erection which occurs when you encounter a new/cool/sexy piece of technology.

When Rob opened his new brushed-metal scanner, he suddenly sprouted a techno boner.

Technotard

1. A person who has a sigificant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use ..

Zeroeth Law

1. A Zeroeth Law is a law that is added to another set of laws at a later date. It is usually so important that the other laws cannot func..

First Date

1. The first time you act like a real man. I'm going on my first date tonight. See date, don't, fuck..

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