Techno Dick

What is Techno Dick?

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

See genius bar

An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

Hweng

1. Shortcut for "hardware engineer/engineering" ; #1 Bill is a hweng. #2 Joe works for the hweng company See hardware, enginee..

Ropecake

1. 1. A coiled pile of excrement. 2. An insult. Sorry; I drank too much and left a steaming ropecake on your floor. See excrement, shit,..

[rape A Bitch]

1. This phrase popularized by R. Kelly is used in situations of extreme excitement to describe what you want to do. Damn, this cheeseburge..

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