Techno Dick

What is Techno Dick?

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

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An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

Fammit

1. damnit, but miss typed. usually by hitting the f key as opposed to the d key. "FAMMIT!, I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CANT TYPE CORRECTLY!..

My Balls

1. A shortened version of you're breaking my balls. Much simpler to deliver and produces the same effect. Basicly, when "someone..

Spongebobbing

1. To appear homosexual based on a comment or action with no indended sexuality. From the ridiculous assumption that popular cartoon chara..

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