Techno Dick

What is Techno Dick?

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

See genius bar

An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

Odatious

1. A cheeky attempt or manner of a way you do something. 1. It was an odatious attempted from the Young Italian winger. 2. That odatious ..

W00tation

1. the action of throwing a bottle cap at a fish and then it immediately exploding and killing everybody in a 20 foot radius "that w0..

Kundt

1. Purpose misspelling of the word cunt German-style. Also seen as whette kundt. See cunt. Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwic..

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