Techno Dick

What is Techno Dick?

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

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An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

Wigger

1. (n) see Eminem Mike is one big fucking wigger. 2. a fuking white tryhard ausie who thinkz dey blak but man they white as da fuking c..

Zonkified

1. Totally messed up; completely messed up. (screwed) "He deleted some of his system files, and now he's zonkified."..

Pylf

1. Person you'd love to fuck. Used for yourself. Mostly by assholes. You think I'm a pylf, don't you? See cleveland steame..

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