What is Techno Dick?
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Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.
"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"
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An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.
"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."
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Oh my fucking God I need to fuckin' fuck something or I'm gonna die
a horny phone conversation... too bad the girl is miles a..
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The key to the city opens every door ... Sexual term meaning "two in the pink, one in the stink"; i.e., two fingers inserted ..
