Techno Dick

What is Techno Dick?

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

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An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

Grapevines

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Bau!

1. A word usually screamed out randomly to describe sheer awesomeness, can also be used as a question. V. to BAU! "BAU?" "..

Zikle

1. A group of pe-p0 who are obsessed with watching two forks having crazy wild monkey sex. There is a big fucking zikle over there hanging..

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