Techno Dick

What is Techno Dick?

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

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An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

That Guy

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Veran

1. Another name for Crack Head. Also known as Veranals (plural). Yeah I will give you two bucks for a cheese burger, but not if you are ju..

Ba-donk-a-donk

1. mutch and spies. butt buddies. enough said. If you look behind these boys you will see their HUGE ba-donk-a-donk baby! See ass, butt..

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