Techno Dick

What is Techno Dick?

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

See genius bar

An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

Segue

1. Smooth transition from one thought/idea to another. News reporters utilize segues when changing topics. 2. (1) Another slang word for..

Icbh

1. I couldn't be happier. I just got back from the concert and ICBH. See happy, acronym, joyous, ecstatic, sad..

Schlimazel

1. Someone prone to having extremely bad luck, a born loser Sometimes misspelled schlemazel A schlemiel is one who always spills his soup..

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