What is Techno Dick?
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Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.
"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"
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An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.
"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."
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Kyle Broflosky's catch phrase after Stan Marsh says Oh my god! They killed Kenny! (South Park)
Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!..
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See matter-of-crap at Urban Dictionary Website
matter of crap
See crap, bullshit, horseshit, false, dung..