Techno Dick

What is Techno Dick?

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

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An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

Ociratlan

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My Dying Bride

1. 1) The leaders of the Doom Metal sub-genre. 2) Best. Band. Ever. My Dying Bride fucking own See Daemon 2. 1. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..

Blow Up The Clown

1. to shit on the floor of a public bathroom we gotta get out of here before the attendant checks the bathroom. i couldnt sit on that dir..

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