Techno Dick

What is Techno Dick?

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

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An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

Zoa Arch

1. to defecate on or around a female during or after the action of sexual intercourse. Dude did you hear what tom did to his girlfriend? ..

Gibleting

1. Engaging in wanton sexual acts with poultry, including the use of poultry in masturbation. "Ian is gibleting that chicken real goo..

Losing Trust

1. When an idiot boyfriend treats a girl like she doesn't matter. When he has her trust and loses it by cheating on another girl. oh ..

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