Techno Dick

What is Techno Dick?

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

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An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

Looz

1. a word short for loser I'm straight, no chaser! Honk Honk! Looz! See loos, wop, wap, woop, Cow Poly..

Tithead

1. A person who you can always count on to do the most retarded actions imagineable. Can often be confused with a turd furgeson Great job..

Blease

1. A family full of crazy, wierd, and wild people, but are some of the best people to be around. those bleases really are something. See ..

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