Techno Dick

What is Techno Dick?

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

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An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

Dissown

1. Where you are dissed and owned at the same time. First person: "Boom Headshot Bitch!!!!" Sencond person: "Shit, you did..

Super-mega-awesome-foxy-hot

1. how hot Cho Chang from A Very Potter Musical is What are you nuts? Beautiful? More like super-mega-awesome-foxy-hot! See harry potter,..

Omjjish

1. It stands for, Oh My Joe Jonas Is So Hot. It can commonly be used as OMNJISH, or even OMKJISH, which would mean oh my nick/kevin jonas i..

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