Techno Dick

What is Techno Dick?

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

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An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

Oicu812

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W.b.v.

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O.n.t.

1. ontOne Night Type (girl, coz guys are all like that). <Girl1> last night I had some fun with that dude I met at *** <wink>...

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