What is Techno Dick?
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Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.
"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"
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An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.
"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."
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1. To speak in the upbeat, euphemistically nonsensical style of the character "Ned Flanders" on the TV show "The Simpsons..
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This is said when the one with the one with the high beams on is hating on another.
My cousin was giving me static about my highschool ..