What is Techno Dick?
1.
Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.
"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"
See
2.
An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.
"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."
Random Words:
1.
Hippo poop refers to a dump that forcefully sprays in all directions, similar to the way a hippo marks its territory
"Man that bur..
1.
The space that exists between your hands.
The further your hands are apart, the larger the ahfweepeeha. The closer and more curled your..
