Techno Dick

What is Techno Dick?

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

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An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

Lole

1. a synonym of the aim expression (lol) except with an emphasis on the long vowel sound...it's what you say when you think something ..

Awesomenizzleness

1. The complete essence of awesome. It pwns all. It is the BEST no matter what. Grayson: Here's my story. Joshua: (after reading it)..

W00f

1. Exclamation. Props given out by a l337 d0g. Timmy: I just own3d that guy who was going around ganking n00bs. Fido: w00f. See bark, wo..

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