Techno Viking Edit Meaning

1.

The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.

The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.

Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous man if provoked.

"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking". This is the most popular catch phrase being used by YouTubers about the Techno Viking.

See german, norse, viking, scary, music, berlin, germany

2.

Techno Viking. A god among men.

"Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to Techno Viking."

See techno, viking, god, dance, godlike, Techno Viking

3.

the only man that can actually kill Chuck norris

chuck: round house to your face ! !

techno viking dude: Shnotsn upsn ja foolzn ! ! (while dancing to techno music playing in the background)

See techno, viking, hamburger, donkey, the hand

4.

a viking visiting Germany, techno vikings heart beats loud enough to provide music for the annual "fuck parade" in Berlin.

able to shatter a persons nerves by simply pointing at them

requires water to be served to him upside down, and is delivered notes on a weekly basis

"this hi-fi sound system runs at 1/10th the volume of Techno Viking s heart beat"

See techno, viking, german, thor, power

5.

Take one burly mofo.

Add techno beats and braid beard.

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Techno Viking!

Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music.

The music dances to Techno Viking.

See techno, viking, music, beard, dance