Technocandy Edit Meaning

1. Dumping a massive shit, after an extended period of poking a turtlehead of massive proportions. Named for the Galapogos Tortise. "..

1. When you attempt to ice skate, but have no sense of balance or coordination, and constantly fall on your ass. Girl 1: How was the rink?..

1. A southern expression for "Did you eat yet?" McAllister's Deli has billboard signs with the expression, "Jeet'..